rewet:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

image

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

Important ^

(Source: angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69)

stability:

My mom thought we would need a hammer to get this pole into the ground but I just pushed it in and I almost said “psh, hammer my asshole” but then I realized

lunarnerdz:

adorablyinsane:

ghost—whale:

50shadesofacceptance:

outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

best to be safe

Or just bring a grenade launcher and seriously fuck them up. Hide a gun on your person. Have a fake dead body in tha backseat.

not art but still important
stay safe

(Source: crawfords-slut)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

theroguefeminist:

you know there’s something wrong with our society when they put a rape victim on a cover and have the words SEXUAL REVOLUTION in giant letters over her image and “movement against sexual assault” in tiny letters in the corner

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.

Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.

Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.

Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.

Cookies: Freudian psychology.

Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.

Ice: The sweet release of death.

radioactivesoup:

silvertons:

If there’s an Einstein-Rosen bridge, then there’s something on the other side. And advanced beings could have crossed it!

#this was such an important scene for me #a scientist acnkowledging that magic is as real and valid as science #it’s just a matter of understand how it works #if you want to know why i love jane foster here’s a big reason #she believes #she doesn’t dismiss magic as ridiculous or made-up or nonsense #she believes it exists and she just needs to learn how it works #it’s amazing that she is so open to any possibility as long as she understands how it functions #i love jane foster so much #she matters so much (tags via dammit-mcu)