catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(via disagreed)


llamasouls:

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha

update
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it

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(via day-glow)


Person: *reblogs my post*
Me: oh thank god they still follow me

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

(via harliqueen)


dicktouching:

curvyybetch:

If you didn’t watch this- you should. Yeah girl yeah

Y’ALL DIDN’T TELL ME SHE LITERALLY DID NOT FUCK UP A SINGLE STEP

(via harliqueen)



leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via relahvant)


staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

(via pizza)


madness-and-gods:

My fav gif ever

madness-and-gods:

My fav gif ever

(via kawaii-uwu)


asian:

zackisontumblr:

obamamama:

my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts 

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when this hits 100k notes i’m making him reblog my selfie and you should too

(via disagreed)


your-kouhai:

FREE HIM

your-kouhai:

FREE HIM

(via carelessly)


olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

(via kawaii-uwu)


liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

(via dutchster)


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