(via heart)


rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via spoof)


Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

(via carelessly)


crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

image

image

There are two kinds of people in this world.

(via heart)


whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

(via heart)


cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via heart)


fineladyfrombelize:

who is she

(via heart)



susemoji:

catch of the day

susemoji:

catch of the day

(via hold-your-whorses)


cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via heart)


shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

(via heart)


wantyourbooty:

I’m gonna keep myself quiet on this one

wantyourbooty:

I’m gonna keep myself quiet on this one

(via dutchster)


reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

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