totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(via shekillswithkissesxo)


Israeli university rebukes professor

nowinexile:

Not This Guy:

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This guy: 

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Tell me again why an academic boycott is immoral and against freedom of speech. 

(via openlyawesome)



fagflow:

fagflow:

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(via spoof)


ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

(via hold-your-whorses)


homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

(via pizza)



dzielo:

“Don’t talk to me.” “Why not?” “Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret…” 
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

dzielo:

“Don’t talk to me.” “Why not?” “Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret…”

― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire



neverland-of-the-lost-boys:

The boy who had no choice | via Tumblr unter We Heart It.

neverland-of-the-lost-boys:

The boy who had no choice | via Tumblr unter We Heart It.


my-emortal:

This is funny!

my-emortal:

This is funny!


(via spoof)


relahvant:

relahvant:

holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess

(via behindtheplottwist)


13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

memeguy-com:

Cats are like little superheroes

It they can do this how the fuck do cats get stuck in trees?

memeguy-com:

Cats are like little superheroes

It they can do this how the fuck do cats get stuck in trees?

(via hold-your-whorses)